When I was in High School, I lived 6 blocks from Southern Methodist University (SMU). SMU has some truly beautiful CoEds and I used to go to the student center to observe their beauty. ?? while I was occupied in evaluating the women, I would occasionally hear a call “Fourth” which would extend over the entire cafeteria area. So I would see what they wanted. After a few weeks of observing, one of the players pointed at me and said “You’ve been here before. We need a fourth. Sit down and play.”

When I protested that I didn’t know how to play, he said, “Easy game. You have clubs, you bid clubs. You have spades, you bid spades. Easy game.”